NFL color commentators are our parasocial party guests, and each member of the crew brings something to the potluck.

Some of us spent last Tuesday night watching the election returns from New Jersey and Virginia. More normal folks spent it watching the release of the first College Football Playoff (CFP) rankings.

What a time to be alive, my friends! And I don’t only say that merely because of the bitter chill of winter, and the way it makes the days more crisp, and reveals to me which of my blue jeans have ...